The few The Proud

Aisle Seat

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London ..
One took a window seat & the other sat next to him in the middle seat…
Just before takeoff, a US Marine sat down in the aisle seat next to them.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes & was settling
in when the Arab in the window seat said, ‘I need to get up & get a coke.’

‘Don’t get up,’ said the Marine, ‘I’m in the aisle seat, ‘I’ll get it for you.’

As soon as he left, 1 of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe & spat in it.
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When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,
‘That looks good I’d really like one, too.’
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the 2nd Arab picked up his other shoe & spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back & enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing,
the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes.
He knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over & asked them.

‘Why does it have to be this way?’
‘How long must this go on the fighting between our nations, the hatred?
This animosity the spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?’

THE FEW!! THE PROUD!! THE MARINES!!

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