Two Lanes or Four?

If you are having a bad day or even a bad week. If you have even had a bad year, I have a suggestion.

Don’t ask the Lord to change the day, week, or year. They have a habit of changing themselves. Just think a moment what problem you were facing this day a year ago. If you can remember the answer then what problem, were you facing two years before that?

Yes, we all have problems. Even the good times don’t last. One day everything is going your way and the next everything seems to be going wrong.

Why not ask the Lord to place joy deep down in your soul. This way if the day is good or bad you will still have your joy. I believe the devil can’t steal what he can’t reach. So, ask God, to put joy out of the old thief’s reach. Ask him to place it deep down in your soul. That way when the winds of pain and hurt blow through your life he can’t take your true happiness.

Here is from me to you. May you have joy deep down in your soul today. May the Lord give you a flame of contentment the devil can never blow out.



A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”

The old biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can ride over anytime I want.”

The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.  I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.  Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”

The biker thought about it for a long time.  Finally, he said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong and how I can make a woman truly happy.”

The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”

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