December 15, 2012

It is December 15, 2012. Sarah Palin is walking down a small dirt road in the middle of nowhere. She is letting the fact sink in that she beat Barrack Obama and will be sworn in as the first woman president of the United States in less than a month.

A man wonders off a side trail and joins her. After they talk a little, she finds out that he is a Canadian farmer. They walk a little further enjoying each other’s company.

Then out of the woods steps an odd-looking Arabian man. He joins them and introduces his self as Osama Bin Laden. Sarah isn’t impressed but she says nothing. After all, she hasn’t been sworn into office yet.

The conversation is now a little strained but all three are cordial and keep walking and talking.

A few minutes later, they walk upon an old fashion Aladdin’s lamp lying in the middle of the road. They pick it up and each rubs the lamp once.

As you, most likely have already guessed a genie appears in puff of smoke.

Because each took a turn, rubbing the lamp the genie gives each a wish.

Some how the Canadian farmer gets the first wish.

“I am a farmer and I come from a long line of farmers. Yet with global warming and bad weather, I fear I may not have much of a farm to leave my sons. My wish is that my land stays fertile and in my family forever.”

“Your wish has already come true. Next”

Sarah looked at Osama and said. “Go ahead.”

Osama was amazed at her generosity, so he said, “want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels or Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.”

POOF!  Again, with the blink of the Genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The genie looks at Sarah and says, “Your wish is my only concern. How may I serve you this day?”

“I am very curious.  Please tell me more about this wall.”

 The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the countries.  Nothing can get in or out; it’s virtually impenetrable. It is a huge bowl so to speak.” 

Sarah smiles her beautiful smile and says, “You said any thing right”

“Any thing most beautiful one.”

Wait till about mid January and then fill it with water.”

We have talked about the future now lets take a look at the past.

What kind of education would have caused President Obama to think the way he does today.

I am not sure but maybe the following will help us understand. 

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One Comment on “December 15, 2012”

  1. Davis Says:

    impeach now! maybe we can get Sarah in there earlier!!

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