The Great Rudolph Hoax

I have always been under the impression that Rudolph the red noise reindeer was male.

I am sorry to be the one to have to tell you but he is actually a she. Yes, I know what you are thinking. What about his girl friend? Odds are his girl friend was actually her boy friend.

You see reindeer are different from other deer. Both sexes have antlers. In early summer, it is very difficult to tell the boys from the girls. Then boys doing what boys do, fight and such. This breaks theirs off over the next few months. The girls act more lady like so they keep theirs. They normally use theirs to forge for food in the snow and to help protect their babies.

You see by December only the females still have their racks. Take that statement any way your mind leads you.

Being only females have racks in December and Santa’s slay is pulled on the 24th and 25th Rudolph has to be Rudolphia.

Some of you ladies may find this a little easier to believe. After all Santa never gets lost and we all know that guys want stop and ask for directions.

For me I wish Christmas would hurry up and get here. I just can’t take any more of these revelations. The good news is that it will be here in 5 days.


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  1. Jerry Clark Says:

    Rudolphia makes perfect sense. Good job enlighting us with this information.

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