WORDS THAT ARE GOING EXTINCT

Words that are on the endanger list.

A term I haven’t heard in a long time, and thinking about ‘fender skirts’ started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear from our language with hardly a notice like curb feelers.  Any body remember them.

And ‘steering knobs.’  (AKA) suicide knob, Neckers Knobs.

Since I’d been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that direction first.

Any kids will probably have to find some elderly person over 50 to explain some of these terms

‘Continental kits

They were rear bumper extenders and spare tire covers that were supposed to make any car as cool as a Lincoln Continental.

Emergency Brakes

At some point ‘parking brake’ became the proper term.  I miss the hint of drama that went with ’emergency brake.’

Clutch ‘Foot Feed    Dimmer Switch.

I’m sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone who would call the accelerator the ‘foot feed.’  Many today do not even know what a clutch is or that the dimmer switch used to be on the floor.

Running Board

Didn’t you ever wait at the street for your daddy to come home, so you could ride the ‘running board’ up to the house?  You felt like a real G-man.  Heck, most of you most likely don’t know what a G-man is.

‘Store-bought

Here’s a phrase heard all the time in my youth but never anymore –‘store-bought.’ Of course, just about everything is store-bought these days.  However, once it was bragging material to have a store-bought dress or a store-bought bag of
candy.

Coast to Coast

Coast to coast’ is a phrase that once held all sorts of excitement and now means almost nothing.  Now we take the term ‘world wide’ for granted.  I guess that soon it will be Universal.

Wall to Wall

On a smaller scale, ‘wall-to-wall’ was once a magical term in our homes.  In the ’50s, everyone covered his or her hardwood floors with, wow, wall-to-wall carpeting!  Today, everyone replaces their wall-to-wall carpeting with hardwood floors.  Go figure.

In A Family Way or P G

When’s the last time you heard the quaint phrase ‘in a family way?’  It’s hard to imagine that the word ‘pregnant’ was once considered a little too graphic, a little too clinical for use in polite company, so we had all that talk about stork visits and ‘being in a family way’ or simply ‘expecting.  The more sophisticated town girls called it P G.
Brassiere

Apparently, ‘brassiere’ is a word no longer in usage.  I
said it once to my daughter when she was a teen and she cracked up.  I guess it’s just ‘bra’ now.  ‘Unmentionables’ probably wouldn’t be understood at all.

Picture Show

I always loved going to the picture show.  In fact, I have written about it in this very blog. I considered ‘movie’ an affectation.

Rat Fink

Most of these words go back to the ’50s, but here is a pure-’60s word I came across the other day – ‘rat fink.’ Ooh, what a nasty put-down!  These two words could cut like a sharp knife.  Especially if they were true.

Percolator          DynaFlo          Elevtrolux        Spectra Vision

Here is a word I miss – ’percolator.’ That was just a fun word to say.  What was it replaced with?  ‘Coffee maker.’  How dull.  Mr. Coffee, I blame you for this.
I miss those made-up marketing words that were meant to sound so modern and now sound so retro.  Words like ‘DynaFlow and‘Electrolux..’ Introducing the 1963 Admiral TV, now with‘SpectraVision!’

Lumbago       Castor Oil

Food for thought – Was there a telethon that wiped out lumbago?  Nobody complains of that anymore.  Maybe that’s what castor oil cured, because I never hear mothers threatening kids with castor oil anymore.

Supper

Some words aren’t gone, but are definitely on the endangered list.  The one that grieves me most, ’supper.’ Now everybody says ‘dinner.’  Save a great word.  Invite someone to supper.  Discuss fender skirts

Chimney

One last thing, when I was a kid we passed a neighbors house.  They had a T V antenna strapped to their Chimney.  It was a cold day and smoke was bellowing out the old leaning stack.

My mother said, “Look there can’t afford butane to keep warm but they got a television set.

Yes, when I was kid a sure sign of poverty was smoke coming from your chimney.  Now you know you are in an up scale neighborhood.

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