OBAMA THE FENCE TURTLE / ps THE SNOW MAN

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who’s hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his being our president.

The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.

The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle.’

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. ‘You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to be

Some of you may have seen my snow man. As I stated then we get precious little snow in this part of the country. Any way he became very sick the next day when the sun came out. Today he is knocking on death’s door. I hope he can hold on until tommorow. He will turn one week old. I don’t know if he’ll make it. He looks mighty weak.

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