To Pee or not to Pee


Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes & the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.

In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem).

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test.

So, here is my question: Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their BUTT—-doing drugs while I work.

Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

I guess we could call the program “URINE OR YOU’RE OUT”!

P .S.. Just a thought, all politicians should have to pass a urine test too!

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2 Comments on “To Pee or not to Pee”

  1. You know what? I can’t find a damned thing wrong with your logic.

    I know a medical doctor who absolutely refuses to blindly submit to urine tests. Only, he’s a little more passive-aggressive about it: he knows that at his age, stuff is going to show up in his pee that, because of the meds he’s on, will make it look as though he’s strung out on illicit drugs. So he gets his son to provide the sample and he comes through those “tests” with flying colours. He advises us, his friends to do the same. Every time. And I agree.

  2. Roger's Place Says:

    I think that may be one of the best ideas I ever heard.

    Way to go, Gar

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