I’ll just go a head and apologize now if any one is offended by this post.

I still think it was funny though.


A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”

As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?”

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
“I don’t think my python weally gives a thit.”

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  1. chamblee54 Says:

    You could have told that story with the punch line “python weally cares”. It would have been just as funny, although it would have had one less lisp joke.
    It is ironic that you use the “give a ____” line in this joke. I don’t know where that line came from, except that it usually has a cuss word in the third part. I means that the person does not care about something. It is kind of an odd phrase for a number of reasons….when you give a damn ( to use the mildest cussword, and probably the original one used in this expression), do you gift wrap it?
    There are a couple of other cusswords that are commonly used in this saying that make even less sense. In this interest of maintaining this as a family blog, I will not use them.
    Also, when the python is through with the wabbit, it will, indeed, give a thit.
    Your story, and this commentary, may be recycled later on my blog. It is a family blog also. Gomez and Morticia are regular readers.

  2. gary Simmons Says:

    Thanks for the comments as always. Interesting points you made.


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