A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an
anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good
view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her
haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many
splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him
she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to
get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great
patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he
could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
woman demanded, “What took you so long?”

He smiled,”Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency , the Forest Service ,and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth
timber from a recreational area. I’m sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down.”


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