I am so happy that cows can’t fly

Do you remember when you were a kid and said when your mom wasn’t around. Birdie,birdie in the sky. Why did you poop in my eye. Except we didn’t say poop of course. I am not sad. I am not mad. I am just glad that cows can’t fly.

Well for some reason the following gave me a flash back.

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”

“What do you mean?” said the pirate. “I feel fine.”

“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”

“Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”

The bartender replied, “Well, okay, but what about that hook – what happened to your hand?”

The pirate explained, “That was another battle – I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook, but I’m fine now, really.”

“What about that eye patch?”

“Oh,” said the pirate. “One day we were at sea and a flock of seagulls flew over. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye.”

“You’re kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird poop.”

“When I wiped it out I forgot about my new hook.”

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