The Great Computer Race

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going
argument about who was better on the computer.
They had been going at it for days, and frankly
God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, ‘THAT’S IT! I have
had enough. I am going to set up a test that will
run for two hours, and from those results, I will
judge who does the better job.’

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards
and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports..

They created labels
and cards.

They created charts
and graphs.

They did some
genealogy reports.

They did every job
known to man.

Jesus worked with
heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than

Then, ten minutes
before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain
poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his
blank screen and screamed every curse word known
in the underworld..

Jesus just

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them
restarted their computers. Satan started searching
frantically, screaming:

‘It’s gone!
It’s all GONE! ‘I lost everything when the power
went out!’

Meanwhile, Jesus
quietly started printing out all of his files
from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this
and became irate.

‘Wait!’ he
screamed. ‘That’s not fair! He cheated! How come
he has all his work and I don’t have any?’

God just shrugged and said,


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6 Comments on “The Great Computer Race”

  1. Considering the Holiness of God the Father and the loyalty to His Holiness by Jesus, the Christ, I think this post might qualify as the corse joking we are cautioned against.

    You can believe what you will and type what you will. As for me, I’ve become determined to walk away from such things. It is proper to regard the Holy Lord of Life as “other” and therefore not on the table for comedy material.

    By His Grace.

    • gary Simmons Says:

      First I would like to say, I respect your opinion. Now with that said. Isn’t it wonderful to live in a country that you can say what you want and think any way you like. To make it even better you may write someone and let them know you don’t agree with what they are saying or writing.

      God, has poured his grace on this country. As I am sure you would agree grace is not earned. With this said I pray we will keep on seeing this grace and not what we deserve.

      Thank you for your comments.

  2. chamblee54 Says:

    Maybe the insult to Jesus is reducing his teaching to a slogan on a highway sign.
    I enjoyed this story. Soon, I will pay it a more sincere compliment.

  3. […] have any?’ G-d just shrugged and said, “JESUS SAVES”. This story is courtesy of gartalker. Pictures are from The Library of Congress […]

  4. Gail Says:

    Perfect Example. And very well put.

  5. Gail Says:

    BTW, the previous comment of mine was for the story. I don’t think Jesus minds how we keep him in our thoughts…just wants us to be thinking of him (and trying to be more like him)

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