NOW AND THEN STILL CONFUSSED

The following is something I was thinking about two years ago. I even posted it. Strange things in my mind don’t change much.

SERVICE
By gary Simmons
I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word ‘service’.

Internal Revenue ‘Service’
U.S. Postal ‘Service’
Telephone ‘Service’
Cable TV ‘Service’
Civil ‘Service’
State, City, County & Public ‘Service’
Customer ‘Service’

This is not what I thought ‘service’ meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to ‘service’ a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus.

Now I understand what all those ‘service’ agencies are doing to us. Now you are as enlightened as I am.

Here is something else that doesn’t make sense to me two years later. Maybe like the above I will understand it in the future.

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn’t run, does nothing …yet lives for 450 years.

AND YOU TELL ME TO EXERCISE!

ggs

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