Bubba and the iPad

Bubba decided one day he wanted a iPad. He wasn’t for sure what one was but he had heard a lot about them.

That night at supper he told Mary Jane.

“Hon, I think I want me one of those new iPads they are always talking about on TV.”

“Bubba, what in the world do you need a iPad fur. You can’t even use that old typewriter in the back room. Now here you go wanting a iPad?” I aint’ never seen the beats of you boy.”

“Well, Ms Mary Jane Smart Butt. I aint’ got no idea what a iPpad and a typewriter has in common, but I is going to go down to Wal-Mart and gets me one tonight.”

“Go head Bubba. Just keep on spending to we don’t has a plug nickel left in saving. I swears you act like we have a money tree in the back yard.”

Hearing all a man can stand at one setting Bubba jumped up and walked out to his truck and headed for Wal-Mart leaving a steaming Mary Jane behind.

A few minutes later he came back in the living room and set down in his chair. He looked at the now somewhat embarrassed Mary Jane and said. “Eye feels better already.
Now ifn’ you would get me a beer. I think I will be completely well by bed time.

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One Comment on “Bubba and the iPad”


  1. Hilarious! I’m just glad it wasn’t another type of pad – you know, the feminine kind…


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