My Mad wife

You never know what will make my wife mad. No matter how hard I try to get alone I always seem to say something that makes her mad.

This morning I awoke to find her standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

“I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.’

I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

And then the fight started……..

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7 Comments on “My Mad wife”

  1. Sharon Says:

    C’mon, Gary. You asked for it.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    It’s certainly going to be a Great New Year….

  3. Gail Says:

    Oh Gary…I hope you are kidding! (just a joke, I am sure…) She does not read your blog, does she?

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    Can she read the text this feature was posted in?

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