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Bubba Jones Free

July 23, 2013

Fee, free at last. 

Well maybe it isn’t as big of deal as when Dr, King said it but Today through Thursday My book Bubba Jones is free on both Amazon as well as Kindle. Check it out. Sure will not cost you anything and it is a limited time promotion that Amazon allowed me to do.Image

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BUBBA AND THE DEBT CEILING

May 26, 2012

I am one of those people that pick his nose and not his friends. That means I have very starched conservative friends along with some very liberals ones. As you can imagine this creates some very interesting conversations. Never more than when the lefties decide to visit when the righties are already there.

Now one conversation always comes up, the debt ceiling. Everyone sees it as a problem but no one seems to have the answer. That is up to yesterday. My very good friend Bubba Jones came by that day. I had a leftie there and righty and the debt ceiling was being discussed at length.

Bubba came in and sIt quietly listening to what everyone was saying. As always their answer to the problem, seem to make no sense at all.

I turned to Bubba, ”What’s you take on the debt ceiling?”

“It’s like this you see. You come home one day and the main sewage line that runs down the street has stopped up. Every house in the neighborhood is up to the ceiling in crap.

Now you gotta make a decision. Do you raise your ceilings or pump out the poop.”

Thank you Bubba I finally understand what these no it all’s have been trying to explain to me for the last three years.

Bubba said it with a flower

February 14, 2012

ay It with Flower

Bubba visited a florist’s shop which showed a large sign that read, ‘Say It With Flowers.’

‘Wrap up one rose, please’ ma’am Bubba said to the florist’s assistant.

‘Only one?’ she inquired frowning.

‘yes ‘am jest the one’, Bubba replied. ‘I is a man of few words.’

 

Bubba Clause

December 20, 2011

Bubba Clause is now helping Santa out in Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Arkansas and northern Florida. If you have been bad,expect a pile of empty Bud cans under the tree. The sleigh and presents are now under the protection of Smith and Wesson.

You all need to start sending yore  Christmas list to.

Bubba Clause

Possum Neck, MS

If Bubba Clause runs a little late this year you might check down the road at your local honky-tonk. Sorry Bubba don’t put together nothen’. Also he ask that you put that there for out before going to bed. Alcohol and flames don’t mix. We all want to have a safe Christmas. I knows you would feel bad ifn’ Bubba Clause exploded in yore chimney.

You all have yore fat little old selves a real Merry Christmas, Hear now.

PS

No cookies and milk. A beer would be nice but ifn’ you are Southern Baptist then a glass of sweet tea will do jest fine.

DEER HUNTING

November 17, 2011

Bubba’s children all got together and told Bubba, ” no more deer hunting.”

Bubba was extremely disappointed but agreed. See the video below and you decide if the  kids were right or not.

 

Happy Holidays. Where has this year gone?

 

http://www.mostwatchedtoday.com/tag/shooting-santas-reindeer/

Bubba and the iPad

August 29, 2011

Bubba decided one day he wanted a iPad. He wasn’t for sure what one was but he had heard a lot about them.

That night at supper he told Mary Jane.

“Hon, I think I want me one of those new iPads they are always talking about on TV.”

“Bubba, what in the world do you need a iPad fur. You can’t even use that old typewriter in the back room. Now here you go wanting a iPad?” I aint’ never seen the beats of you boy.”

“Well, Ms Mary Jane Smart Butt. I aint’ got no idea what a iPpad and a typewriter has in common, but I is going to go down to Wal-Mart and gets me one tonight.”

“Go head Bubba. Just keep on spending to we don’t has a plug nickel left in saving. I swears you act like we have a money tree in the back yard.”

Hearing all a man can stand at one setting Bubba jumped up and walked out to his truck and headed for Wal-Mart leaving a steaming Mary Jane behind.

A few minutes later he came back in the living room and set down in his chair. He looked at the now somewhat embarrassed Mary Jane and said. “Eye feels better already.
Now ifn’ you would get me a beer. I think I will be completely well by bed time.

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The Death of Mary Jane Jones

August 23, 2011

One day Bubba is setting at home watching the Saints play ball. He has the house to himself and is totally enjoying the solitude. Mary Jane has gone down to Wal-mart. Bubba knows she will be gone until after the game. The kids are all over at their Aunt’s house for the afternoon. Things simply can’t get any better.

“Touch down!” The announcer screams as if he had made the catch himself. Bubba jumps up, and his beer goes one way and the sack of Diorites fly the other.

Finally, after the Saints get the extra point and placed themselves in a good position on the score board Bubba eases back down in his chair. Before he can get settled in there is a knock at the door.

Bubba cusses under his breath, and for the first time wishes one of the boys was at home to answer the door. Before he can make it to the door, there is another knock. The second knock is louder and more impatient sounding than the first.

When he opens the door there stands two large deputy sheriffs.

Bubba says, “What has them boys gone and done now?”

The bigger of the two deputies seems to ignore Bubba and ask to see a picture of Mary Jane.

“What you need a picture of my wife for?”

“Please Mr. Jones surely you have a picture of your wife.”

“Course I do.” Bubba then fishes a picture of Mary Jane out of his wallet.

“Here you go. Now what is this all about?”

The first deputy studied the picture a moment and then passed it to the junior officer. Both looked at each other, as if they were in agreement.

“Mr. Jones I hate to be the one that says this, but it looks like a truck ran over your wife.”

Bubba frowns. “I know it does but she has a great personality, and their ain’t no one in the county that can out cook her.”