Posted tagged ‘congress’

The Mess

October 7, 2013

Guess what? I have never been to a National park or Washington D.C.  I really don’t care if they never reopen. Take what they are spending on them and tack it on my social security check. Guess what the stock market is always down for a few days then it goes back up. That is how the rich get richer. I could care less about the stock market.

If you are worried the government isn’t going to cure cancer forge it. The congress couldn’t legislate themselves a cure for V.D. Turn it over to the drug companies, they’ll find a cure and make a billion at the same time.

Now for the debt ceiling. When I was 35 I decided I could borrow my way out of debt. I didn’t work. It want work for the country either.

Charity begins at home. Stop sending billions to people that hate us. Stop protecting everybody else’s borders and put the army on ours. First it would boost the local economies through the roof. Second we wouldn’t have to support everyone else’s rejects.

Before we can do any of this though we will all have to be put in cages. We that are living now are too stupid to vote the blood suckers out of office.


I say our children should lock us away now before we total screw it up for them. They will be the ones left with this mess.



December 21, 2012

I think it is time we call Christmas, Memas. Lets face the truth. When Old Blue Eyes said I want it my way he was ahead of his time.


Today we both want and demand it our way. When growing up, I made a list of what you wanted for Christmas.


Mama  smiled, We’ll see what Santa thinks.” When you walked out the room she threw the list in the trash and got you what she could afford.


When you looked under the tree you forgot about what you ask for and was over joyed with what you received. Today people ask for money or cards where they can get what they want. They call ahead and let you know what they expect for Christmas dinner.


Can you imagine telling your grandmother what you would and wouldn’t eat.


Now take it to the next step. In our city the mayor decided to call the Christmas parade a mid-winter parade. One atheist said he refused to watch anything that had Christ in it.


I wrote the mayor and said I did liked the name and that I actually paid taxes. He somehow found out that I was a W.A.S.P. and didn’t take my request seriously. In case you don’t know what a wasp is. White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.


Then there are governors that say I like the name winter tree better so the rest of you can suck a lemon.


The president the congress and the senate all say me, me, me. Screw all of you tax payers. Don’t bother to tell me one side or the other is right. They are wrong and can’t any of them speak a whole sentence without using me or I.


You can’t get rid of your family but I just can’t understand why we keep reelecting these idiots.


If I don’t write again, have a Merry Christmas. Yes I said it and I mean it. If you don’t like it, don’t except it.


One last thing, are any of you allowing your children to set in the Mid Winter Man’s lap. Even sounds freaky doesn’t it.





March 10, 2012

My Bucket List for 2012


Obama: Gone!

Borders: Closed!

Congress: Obey it’s own laws

Language: English only

Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!

Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare

NO freebies to: Non-Citizens!



January 19, 2012


Let’s Just Get Along and Compromise

August 11, 2011

Going along to get along. That is what Washington is all about today. No waves, just try to get what you can. Even if you know the best you will be able to do is split the difference.

What if you bought a light bulb, and it just tried to get alone with darkness.

What if your spouse said that I will try to be true half of the time.

I think you are getting the idea.

My congressman said if elected, he would make a change in Washington. I voted for him. I even wrote him and told him not to vote yes on the last debt deal. He wrote back and said he felt that they got a pretty good deal, so he voted for it. He was quick to point out that it wasn’t a great deal but one he felt he could accept.

I wrote back and told him I would like to sell him a car. It would break down after about 10,000 miles, but still it was a pretty good deal.

I went on to tell him to take me off his mailing list.

Ever heard of a woman who said. I am about half pregnant but that is just about the best my husband, and I can do. You know you don’t always get what you want so we decided to compromise. She didn’t get anything but a little fun trying.

We didn’t even have any fun.

King Hezekiah who many think was a very wise king said the following in Proverbs 25:26.
“Like a trampled spring and a polluted well is a righteous man who gives way before the wicked.”

I would send this to Greg Harper,( my congressman ) but he is too busy trying to just get along.

Look Who thinks it’s Christmas In August

August 2, 2011

Look out congress just got a extra trillion. They think it is Christmas in August. Here is a picture of some of them celebrating.

This is the equivalent of this family finding out they just got a $100,000.00 increase on their credit card.

Call my boss and tell him I want be in for a while. Ice down a case of beer we’re on our way to Disney World.


August 2, 2011